Little is actually known about Tim Hoke, Senior Writer and Managing Editor. When asked where he lives, he usually replies, "Directly above the center of the Earth," although he's also claimed to live either in an abandoned Packard just outside the city limits of Rivendell, or in the Hundred Acre Wood in a hollow tree under the name of Mr. Sanders. In any event, his mail is sent to Indianapolis.

E-mail can be sent to Tim here.